Monday, January 17, 2011

Dear Wii...

REALLY??? My Wii is now giving marital advice! COME ON!!!
Let me just say... my Dearest Wii... I am not "paying enough attention to Andrew" because I am hanging out with YOU all the time!!!
And by the way... thanks for all the support you give me in my workouts. I really like when I step on you and you go "ow" or "oh" or any other painful sound. And my favorite... the thing that really makes me feel good about myself is when you say, oh so enthusiastically, "that's obese" ... thank you, thank you.
And because of all this positive reinforcement, I will continue to not pay "enough attention to Andrew"  and you and I will continue our relationship until you no longer say "that's obese"...
Sorry Andrew. I DO love you!
:)

1 comment:

Adele said...

I hear ya... I love when it weighs me and the skinny person on the screen turns fat and it says, "That's overweight" ... AHH!! I've never had it tell me that I'm not paying enough attention to my husband though... I'm obviously not spending enough time with it! lol... too funny!